Joke of the Day: Horn players and squirrels

Next up in the humor rotation, we have another friendly jibe at horn players. Hey, anyone who plays an instrument that points backward and requires you stick your hand in the bell to do it has to have a great sense of humor! 

Q: What is the difference between a squirrel and a French horn player in the back of a taxi?
A: The squirrel is probably going to a gig!

All the best to everyone (but especially horn players and squirrels),
Mark

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Joke of the Day: Horn players and light bulbs

It’s been awhile since we’ve picked on the horn section here, so we’re going to fix that now. 

This one was sent to me by a horn player himself who thought it worth sharing. Enjoy!

Q: How many horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Keep playing,
Mark

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