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Joke of the Day: Differences between Violin and Viola

A fellow orchestra member (oboe/English horn) recently slipped me a joke shared with him by a violist friend and I just had to share it. In my extensive instrument humor research – oh yes, I even (especially?) research the humor – I noted there are two alternatives to the answer provided by the aforementioned violist…so I’ve included those as well. Enjoy!

Q: What are the differences between a violin and a viola?
A1: The viola burns longer.
A2: The viola holds more beer.
A3: You can tune the violin.

I don’t make ‘em up, folks; I just pass ‘em along.  :-)

Keep playing (and smiling!),
Mark

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Joke of the Day: Lawn Mowers and Tenor Saxes

You just knew a saxophone joke had to be coming at some point…didn’t you? Rest assured it will not be the last…  :-)

Q: What is the difference between a lawn mower and a tenor sax?
A: You can tune a lawn mower…and the neighbors want it back when you’re done.

Keep playing,
Mark

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Joke of the Day: Trumpeters and Savings Bonds

For those among us who are trumpeters and those who may know (and love) one. Remember, if you can’t laugh at yourself…

Q: How are savings bonds different from trumpet players?

A: Eventually, the bonds mature and make money.

Isn’t it great to be a PTM?  ;-)

Keep playing,
Kathy

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