To the banjo-playing PTMs (Part-Time Musicians) among us, I must apologize in advance. The banjo is a fascinating instrument, combining elements of various other stringed instruments (frets, bridge) and percussion as well (head/membrane)…but its uniqueness makes it somewhat of a target. That said, since we (usually) choose which instrument to play…deal with it! ;-)
Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Whatever you play, may you do it with relish!
All the best,
Mark
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Time to give the trombonists a break and pick on a woodwind. Hmm…how about those squeaky soprano saxophones? Yes, they’ll do just fine! ;-)
Q: What’s the definition of a minor second interval?
A: Two soprano sax players reading off the same part.
Take heart, soprano saxophonists – someone else will be in the hot seat next week! Until then…
Keep playing,
Mark
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What a sad commentary on society when it has come to this. Thankfully, this has only been reported within the confines of New York City…but like the alligators in the sewer, how long can we count on it remaining there?!?!!
In the meantime, please try to smile through the fear. After all, we’re all in this together.
Q: What is the latest crime wave in New York City?
A: Drive-by trombone solos.
Just wanted to start the week off on a lighter note. Tomorrow…it’s back to business. In the meantime, keep that music coming!
All the best,
Mark
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I’ll admit I’m not a great fan of bagpipes, although they do seem to sound “just right” on certain pieces, like Amazing Grace when performed at a funeral. I really do choke up when I hear it.
But this isn’t about choking up; this is about humor! So with that in mind, here is the Joke of the Day:
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the sound.
Keep playing (unless it’s those pipes), 
Mark
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As a bassist, I find bass jokes particularly funny. That’s because they’re talking about those other bassists, of course. So, in honor of all those other bassists…
Q: What should you do when you come across a drowning bass player?
A: Throw him his amp!
Keep playing (and smiling),
Mark
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Joke of the Day | Mark September 24, 2010 | 
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